“Be careful because people are going crazy from being in lock down. I've just been talking about this with the microwave and toaster while drinking coffee and all of us agreed that things are getting bad. I didn't mention anything to the washing machine as she puts a different spin on everything and certainly not to the fridge as he is acting cold and distant. In the end the iron calmed me down as she said everything will be fine no situation is too pressing.
"The vacuum cleaner said we just have to suck it up and get on with things while the cooker said there’s no pressure and my bed said I should sleep on it.
"I've just chatted to my liquidiser who suggests we should try to blend in with everyone...... but the kettle was boiling mad with all the restrictions.”
Author: Bumby
